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Priti Patel admits: ‘150,000 police records were stored on a Sinclair Spectrum’

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Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”

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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

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New electronic tag tracks criminals’ lifestyle

30/01/2020
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£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes

24/01/2020
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Ex-plumber (87) to star in Royal Ballet production of The Kneecracker

22/01/2020
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BORIS BACKS BIG BEN BREXIT BONG BOOST

15/01/2020
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Nuns held after food bank robbery

13/01/2020
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Record-breaking traffic warden receives knighthood in New Year Honours list

29/12/2019
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Business leaders welcome toilet that ejects idle staff after 2 minutes

18/12/2019
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China returns second US underwater spy drone in 1,200 pieces

16/12/2019
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Village WI hope poll dancing will bring out voters in spite of bad weather

11/12/2019
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Fortnum & Mason sells out of left-handed Christmas crackers in 2 days

06/12/2019
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New ‘Apostrophe Intervention Kit’ will help preserve punctuation standards

04/12/2019
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M&S suspend AI clothes-fitting technology to ‘make small tweaks’

03/12/2019
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University forced to allow one-handed clapping after student revolt against ‘jazz hands’

02/12/2019
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Election latest: Green Party pledges 1 Trillion trees by 2021

01/12/2019
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Praise for sacked Head Teacher’s ambitious curriculum

30/11/2019
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Italy apologises for Roman invasion of Britain in 54BC

24/11/2019
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Sooty abandons Labour Party to stand as an independent

23/11/2019
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Green party promises free High Speed Broadbeans for every home

15/11/2019
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Revealed: Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘Letter of last resort’ to nuclear sub commanders

13/11/2019
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ASDA launches clearer food nutrition labels

12/11/2019
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Greta Thunberg fired safely across Atlantic from giant catapult

04/11/2019
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Man leaves £6 million Wurlitzer organ on a train

03/11/2019
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Disgraced MP claims: ‘I thought rogue bathroom salesmen were just party-loving cocaine dealers’

29/10/2019
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Sotheby’s still convinced £37 million Mona Lisa is genuine

25/10/2019
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Pensioners caught smuggling 37,000 gold toilet key rings on cruise ship

04/10/2019
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Specsavers launches OCT tests for dogs

28/09/2019
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Thai villagers solve problem of foxes eating their songbirds

27/09/2019
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Two million Hong Kong protesters spray themselves blue to thwart police

16/09/2019
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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’

02/09/2019
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Greta Thunberg to walk home across sea from Chile

30/08/2019
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Tourist sues taverna who mistook his bagpipes for an octopus

17/08/2019
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New office chair takes the effort out of standing up

16/08/2019
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Norwich Cathedral admits helter-skelter ride was ‘inspired by reading Spoofflé’

09/08/2019
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Shout at a snail and it will eat someone else’s lettuces

07/08/2019
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Suffolk man finds proof that Mars Bars used to be two feet long

30/07/2019
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Woman (87) makes first crossing of River Uck on jet shopping trolley

28/07/2019
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Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10

25/07/2019
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New homes must provide ‘leisure facilities’ for wildlife

21/07/2019
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Report warns excess salt poses ‘a serious health risk for the over 95s’

20/07/2019
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New 99p coin ‘makes 1p coin completely redundant’

16/07/2019
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Public to be advised how many times food should be chewed

14/07/2019
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Prisoner awarded £14,000 compensation for late catalogue delivery

12/07/2019

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