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Great Britain takes Bronze in 10m Olympic snowball final

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Youths topple Nelson’s statue because they ‘didn’t like his hat’

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Man knighted for removing chewing gum in Queen’s new year honours list

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Heat-sensitive mask shows your lips moving

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The master yachtsman – a tale of epic incompetence from Spoofflé’s Caribbean correspondent

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Woman (87) makes first crossing of River Uck on jet shopping trolley

28/07/2019
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Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10

25/07/2019
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New homes must provide ‘leisure facilities’ for wildlife

21/07/2019
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Report warns excess salt poses ‘a serious health risk for the over 95s’

20/07/2019
Commerce

New 99p coin ‘makes 1p coin completely redundant’

16/07/2019
Health & Sport

Public to be advised how many times food should be chewed

14/07/2019
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Prisoner awarded £14,000 compensation for late catalogue delivery

12/07/2019
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New self-defence selfie stick for ‘active oldies’

10/07/2019
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Trump told Secret Service: “let down British Ambassador’s bike tyres”

09/07/2019
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Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries

08/07/2019
Media & the Arts

Artist unveils ‘Toilet Orchestra’ at Tate Modern

04/07/2019
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Villager wins planning battle to keep rescued rhinoceros in back garden

01/07/2019
Religion

Pope sells Pokemon collection for record £13 million at Sotheby’s

26/06/2019
Health & Sport

Frustration as Primark sells out of Michael Gove’s £3 shorts

20/06/2019
Life/Environment

Snails get a safer trail across busiest roads

19/06/2019
Security & Crime

Police AI system generates accurate photos using DNA from a single hair

18/06/2019
Media & the Arts

Absent Boris furious after TV debate uses the wrong Homer cut-out

17/06/2019
Transport/Tourism

Virgin Trains providing ‘privacy bags’ to avoid speaking to strangers

15/06/2019
Science/Technology

AI system predicts where leaves will fall onto tracks

14/06/2019
Media & the Arts

Keith Richards’ dog dies at the age of 68          

13/06/2019
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BBC launches free TV channel for the ‘Over 75s’

12/06/2019
Family/Education

Asylum scam: “Please help me, I’m a teenager,” said grandfather, 87

11/06/2019
Commerce

Scotland prepares to defend Rockall against illegal Irish fishing

10/06/2019
Commerce

Huawei UK – we are all connected

09/06/2019
Politics

Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake

08/06/2019
Health & Sport

New fridge door guide will reduce wasted food

06/06/2019
Life/Environment

Wales to have its own time zone: DST (Daylight Shearing Time)

05/06/2019
Politics

Donald Trump’s custom Twitter keyboard revealed

03/06/2019
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Trump’s armoured car specially re-equipped for London

02/06/2019
Security & Crime

Plan to allow future convicts to serve time before they offend

28/05/2019
Health & Sport

‘Easier’ golf course closes after claims that it’s a death-trap

27/05/2019
Politics

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

23/05/2019
Security & Crime

Police admit facial recognition system ‘does not recognise thieves’

22/05/2019
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UK milkshake-launcher on sale: another Spoofflé exclusive

21/05/2019
Transport/Tourism

Trans-Pennine Express to be re-named to stop passenger confusion

20/05/2019
History

Margate man finds rare Roman coin under son’s sand pit

19/05/2019
Medicine

New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had

16/05/2019
Family/Education

GPs to increase time spent with each patient to 2 minutes

15/05/2019
Security & Crime

Crown Court judge wakes up and asks what ‘texting’ means

13/05/2019
Politics

Tory whip resigns and apologises for using a real whip on MPs

12/05/2019
Transport/Tourism

Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria

11/05/2019
Health & Sport

Sussex man robbed of Atlantic crossing record as ketchup bottle drifts back to the start

10/05/2019

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