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Priti Patel admits: ‘150,000 police records were stored on a Sinclair Spectrum’

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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify

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Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”

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Our bumper Spoofflé eBook is out now on Amazon!

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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

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New self-defence selfie stick for ‘active oldies’

10/07/2019
Politics

Trump told Secret Service: “let down British Ambassador’s bike tyres”

09/07/2019
Living World & Environment

Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries

08/07/2019
Media & the Arts

Artist unveils ‘Toilet Orchestra’ at Tate Modern

04/07/2019
Living World & Environment

Villager wins planning battle to keep rescued rhinoceros in back garden

01/07/2019
Religion

Pope sells Pokemon collection for record £13 million at Sotheby’s

26/06/2019
Health & Sport

Frustration as Primark sells out of Michael Gove’s £3 shorts

20/06/2019
Living World & Environment

Snails get a safer trail across busiest roads

19/06/2019
Security & Crime

Police AI system generates accurate photos using DNA from a single hair

18/06/2019
Media & the Arts

Absent Boris furious after TV debate uses the wrong Homer cut-out

17/06/2019
Transport & Tourism

Virgin Trains providing ‘privacy bags’ to avoid speaking to strangers

15/06/2019
Science & Technology

AI system predicts where leaves will fall onto tracks

14/06/2019
Media & the Arts

Keith Richards’ dog dies at the age of 68          

13/06/2019
Media & the Arts

BBC launches free TV channel for the ‘Over 75s’

12/06/2019
Family & Education

Asylum scam: “Please help me, I’m a teenager,” said grandfather, 87

11/06/2019
Commerce

Scotland prepares to defend Rockall against illegal Irish fishing

10/06/2019
Commerce

Huawei UK – we are all connected

09/06/2019
Politics

Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake

08/06/2019
Health & Sport

New fridge door guide will reduce wasted food

06/06/2019
Living World & Environment

Wales to have its own time zone: DST (Daylight Shearing Time)

05/06/2019
Politics

Donald Trump’s custom Twitter keyboard revealed

03/06/2019
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Trump’s armoured car specially re-equipped for London

02/06/2019
Security & Crime

Plan to allow future convicts to serve time before they offend

28/05/2019
Health & Sport

‘Easier’ golf course closes after claims that it’s a death-trap

27/05/2019
Politics

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

23/05/2019
Security & Crime

Police admit facial recognition system ‘does not recognise thieves’

22/05/2019
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UK milkshake-launcher on sale: another Spoofflé exclusive

21/05/2019
Transport & Tourism

Trans-Pennine Express to be re-named to stop passenger confusion

20/05/2019
History

Margate man finds rare Roman coin under son’s sand pit

19/05/2019
Medicine

New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had

16/05/2019
Family & Education

GPs to increase time spent with each patient to 2 minutes

15/05/2019
Security & Crime

Crown Court judge wakes up and asks what ‘texting’ means

13/05/2019
Politics

Tory whip resigns and apologises for using a real whip on MPs

12/05/2019
Transport & Tourism

Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria

11/05/2019
Health & Sport

Sussex man robbed of Atlantic crossing record as ketchup bottle drifts back to the start

10/05/2019
Security & Crime

Nuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope

08/05/2019
Living World & Environment

Pet millipede can solve Rubik’s cube in less than a minute

07/05/2019
Commerce

Spare hand touches toilet doors so you don’t have to

06/05/2019
Politics

Trump claims North Korea’s missiles are ‘just 10 buck fireworks’

05/05/2019
Living World & Environment

Billionaire offers to deflect deadly comet heading for Earth

04/05/2019
Media & the Arts

BBC modifies weather map to stop presenters obscuring Cornwall

15/04/2019
Security & Crime

Traffic wardens given role of police, fire service, paramedics and vets in remote areas

12/04/2019

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