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Priti Patel admits: ‘150,000 police records were stored on a Sinclair Spectrum’

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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify

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Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”

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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

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Simple brain zapper gives older adults the cognitive skills of a 20 year old

09/04/2019
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Australian toddler attacks crocodile with light sabre to save mother

05/04/2019
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Royal Navy nuclear submarines to go to a Norfolk Broads holiday firm

03/04/2019
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Couple find 160 year old coal in cottage they bought

01/04/2019
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eBay to introduce ‘Tipsy check’ on all purchases made after 10 PM

26/03/2019
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Isle of Wight votes to use ‘Per’ as the new gender-neutral honorific

18/03/2019
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Tiny charity to rival Royals’ ‘natural’ flower show entries

17/03/2019
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Businessman steps down over link to infamous Australian naked coughing cult

14/03/2019
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Rock star’s ‘wildlife pond’ has Olympic diving board and water slides

12/03/2019
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96 gram German dog scoops Crufts ‘Micro Breed’ trophy

11/03/2019
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World War II bicycle to be raised from Sussex pond after 74 years

10/03/2019
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OED finally accepts the phrase ‘should of’ into the English Language

06/03/2019
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Supermarket to let shoppers pick their own coconuts

05/03/2019
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New phone lasts 12 months on a single charge

04/03/2019
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Mobile stores your DNA and all your contacts safely in Beijing

28/02/2019
Transport & Tourism

70 year-old pothole awarded Grade II listed status

23/02/2019
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Amazon sending products before you’ve even ordered them

22/02/2019
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Abacus still works after 66 years in loft

21/02/2019
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English Heritage approve Blue Plaque for Sooty’s London home

20/02/2019
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Spoofflé exclusive: Shinzo Abe’s letter nominating Donald Trump for Nobel Peace prize

19/02/2019
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92 year-old woman wakes from coma to find she has given birth to twins

18/02/2019
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London Eye closed after rare Japanese fungi found growing under seat

16/02/2019
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MoD orders 130 ‘multi-role vessels’ for SBS stealth fleet

15/02/2019
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Secret plan to store Nelson’s column in the event of Brexit no-deal

11/02/2019
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Iceland launch Friday night ‘Food Fights’

07/02/2019
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The master yachtsman – a tale of epic incompetence from Spoofflé’s Caribbean correspondent

05/02/2019
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Insurers insist on safer playgrounds or they must close

30/01/2019
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Government to map the gnomes in all UK gardens

28/01/2019
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Hydrogen train trials halted after tanks are over-filled

27/01/2019
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Morrisons launch ‘Fresh-2-You’ food delivery service

26/01/2019
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Robot trials halted after AI system achieves maximum parking density

25/01/2019
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Caterham Cars Ltd announce a new model for mature drivers

24/01/2019
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Aldi launches Oriental-themed dishes to lure Chinese tourists to Scotland

23/01/2019
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Tesco ridicules customer for thinking the vole in her oats was a mouse

20/01/2019
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First Trump-branded perfume product approved by Chinese authorities

18/01/2019
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Outcry after singer suggests people over 30 shouldn’t be able to vote

17/01/2019
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Man denies he is running a luxury restaurant from his home

16/01/2019
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Order not to attack Spanish Navy with paintballs arrives too late

15/01/2019
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Tui offering cut-price Caribbean flights with seats as an upgrade

14/01/2019
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Putin solves America’s wall stalemate with ‘thank you’ gift to Donald Trump

13/01/2019
Security & Crime

Police appeal to retired crime fanatics to crack unsolved murders

12/01/2019
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Lancashire village claims the world’s steepest street

11/01/2019

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