Transport/Tourism
French fishermen hurled ‘lethal’ croque monsieurs in channel scallop clash
01/09/2018
Security & Crime
Town scrambles RAF to hunt down ‘evil, abusive para-glider’
31/08/2018
Politics
Sooty to make keynote speech at Labour Party autumn conference
30/08/2018
Transport/Tourism
Airline passengers to be charged by their size, says leaked proposal
29/08/2018
Science/Technology
Cambridge scientists create the world’s first four-legged chicken
27/08/2018
Security & Crime
Burglar tied up by Boy Scouts freed by Fire Service after 7 hours
27/08/2018
Politics
Found after 62 years: Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)
26/08/2018
Life/Environment
Picky seagulls snapped eating only genuine Cornish pasties
25/08/2018
Science/Technology
Amazon announces ‘Hey you!’, a digital assistant for adults that adapts to your mood
24/08/2018
Family/Education
Five year old boy scoops 13 GCSEs at Grade 9
23/08/2018
Weird
London installs first green, solo outdoor toilets
22/08/2018
Security & Crime
Banned spice seized in Prison kitchen
21/08/2018
Security & Crime
MP charged with speeding claims that his dog was driving
20/08/2018
Transport/Tourism
Blue Badge parking scheme extended to include Athlete’s Foot
19/08/2018
Media & the Arts
BBC presenter suspended for repeatedly saying ‘going forward’
17/08/2018
Security & Crime
UK Border Force staff told to fast-track people who ‘look quite nice’
15/08/2018
Life/Environment
Escaped parrot has seven ASBOs for bad behaviour
14/08/2018
Science/Technology
Moon’s surface scarred by ‘reckless’ McDonald’s laser advert
14/08/2018
Life/Environment
Seagull steals iPhone X then orders pasties online
13/08/2018
Weird
Robot fruit picker caught stealing strawberries
12/08/2018
Politics
Jeremy Corbyn says Spoofflé ‘very silly indeed’
12/08/2018
Politics
Labour council branded ‘anti-cementic’ after rejecting concrete tower block plans
12/08/2018
Weird
HS2 lavatory cleaner on salary of £72,000 plus car
10/08/2018
Weird
WI ladies start digging tunnel from Isle of Wight to mainland
09/08/2018
Health & Sport
Pensioner events to be included in Paris 2024 Olympics
08/08/2018
Religion
Pope says ‘Nuns look just like penguins’
08/08/2018
Commerce
British firm to supply 51 foot ladders to Mexico for Trump’s 50 foot wall
07/08/2018
Security & Crime
KitKat bars found hidden in prison drug haul
06/08/2018
Media & the Arts
Workman’s toolbox shortlisted by mistake for Turner Prize ‘a regrettable error’
05/08/2018
Weird
Briton arrives home after crawling around the world
05/08/2018
Politics
Trump security man ‘shot Royal Corgi’ during meeting with Queen
05/08/2018
Family/Education
97 year old man ‘trapped in over-demanding marriage’ is refused divorce from wife, 23
05/08/2018
Weird
Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon (May 29th 2018)
03/08/2018
Weird
Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered (2nd June 2018)
03/08/2018
Politics
‘I seen Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker. (Highgate Clarion, March 26 2018)
03/08/2018
Politics
Diane Abbot stopped for speeding (May 3rd 2017)
03/08/2018
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21/07/2018