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Great Britain takes Bronze in 10m Olympic snowball final

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Youths topple Nelson’s statue because they ‘didn’t like his hat’

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Man knighted for removing chewing gum in Queen’s new year honours list

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Heat-sensitive mask shows your lips moving

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The master yachtsman – a tale of epic incompetence from Spoofflé’s Caribbean correspondent

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Transport/Tourism

French fishermen hurled ‘lethal’ croque monsieurs in channel scallop clash

01/09/2018
Security & Crime

Town scrambles RAF to hunt down ‘evil, abusive para-glider’

31/08/2018
Politics

Sooty to make keynote speech at Labour Party autumn conference

30/08/2018
Transport/Tourism

Airline passengers to be charged by their size, says leaked proposal

29/08/2018
Science/Technology

Cambridge scientists create the world’s first four-legged chicken

27/08/2018
Security & Crime

Burglar tied up by Boy Scouts freed by Fire Service after 7 hours

27/08/2018
Politics

Found after 62 years: Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)

26/08/2018
Life/Environment

Picky seagulls snapped eating only genuine Cornish pasties

25/08/2018
Science/Technology

Amazon announces ‘Hey you!’, a digital assistant for adults that adapts to your mood

24/08/2018
Family/Education

Five year old boy scoops 13 GCSEs at Grade 9

23/08/2018
Weird

London installs first green, solo outdoor toilets

22/08/2018
Security & Crime

Banned spice seized in Prison kitchen

21/08/2018
Security & Crime

MP charged with speeding claims that his dog was driving

20/08/2018
Transport/Tourism

Blue Badge parking scheme extended to include Athlete’s Foot

19/08/2018
Media & the Arts

BBC presenter suspended for repeatedly saying ‘going forward’

17/08/2018
Security & Crime

UK Border Force staff told to fast-track people who ‘look quite nice’

15/08/2018
Life/Environment

Escaped parrot has seven ASBOs for bad behaviour

14/08/2018
Science/Technology

Moon’s surface scarred by ‘reckless’ McDonald’s laser advert

14/08/2018
Life/Environment

Seagull steals iPhone X then orders pasties online

13/08/2018
Weird

Robot fruit picker caught stealing strawberries

12/08/2018
Politics

Jeremy Corbyn says Spoofflé ‘very silly indeed’

12/08/2018
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Labour council branded ‘anti-cementic’ after rejecting concrete tower block plans

12/08/2018
Weird

HS2 lavatory cleaner on salary of £72,000 plus car

10/08/2018
Weird

WI ladies start digging tunnel from Isle of Wight to mainland

09/08/2018
Health & Sport

Pensioner events to be included in Paris 2024 Olympics

08/08/2018
Religion

Pope says ‘Nuns look just like penguins’

08/08/2018
Commerce

British firm to supply 51 foot ladders to Mexico for Trump’s 50 foot wall

07/08/2018
Security & Crime

KitKat bars found hidden in prison drug haul

06/08/2018
Media & the Arts

Workman’s toolbox shortlisted by mistake for Turner Prize ‘a regrettable error’

05/08/2018
Weird

Briton arrives home after crawling around the world

05/08/2018
Politics

Trump security man ‘shot Royal Corgi’ during meeting with Queen

05/08/2018
Family/Education

97 year old man ‘trapped in over-demanding marriage’ is refused divorce from wife, 23

05/08/2018
Weird

Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon (May 29th 2018)

03/08/2018
Weird

Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered (2nd June 2018)

03/08/2018
Politics

‘I seen Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker. (Highgate Clarion, March 26 2018)

03/08/2018
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Diane Abbot stopped for speeding (May 3rd 2017)

03/08/2018
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