In a 3am rant this morning, Donald Trump ordered barbers across the US to re-open for business. Following pressure on the White House from the Union of Republican Blind Barbers, Trump tweeted:
“NO reason why American men should look like bums, just because CHINAS ERORS made us shut down!! Our great nation is SO SAFE! Whatever day tomorrow is, I want ALL blind barbers to get back to work. Make America smart again!”