Category: Politics

Man knighted for removing chewing gum in Queen’s new year honours list

02/01/2022

Biden tells Trump: ‘Please clear your stuff out of our bedroom’

22/01/2021

Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”

06/10/2020

Our bumper Spoofflé eBook is out now on Amazon!

20/09/2020

Commuters told to only travel out of peak hours to avoid over-crowding

15/07/2020

Trump asks: ‘Why are we not using Healium to treat coronavirus?’

18/06/2020

Trump refuses facemask because “I don’t breathe when I meet people”

05/06/2020

Media & the Arts

Trump launches own social media brand and claims 692 million followers

02/06/2020

Trump reveals he gargles with WD-40 ‘for extra protection’

19/05/2020

Coronavirus lockdown: Trump gives OK for blind barbers to re-open

14/05/2020

Trump’s 38th food taster dies

01/02/2020

Trump tweets that ‘all Huawei products must be clorinated!’

31/01/2020

Media & the Arts

BORIS BACKS BIG BEN BREXIT BONG BOOST

15/01/2020

Media & the Arts

Record-breaking traffic warden receives knighthood in New Year Honours list

29/12/2019

China returns second US underwater spy drone in 1,200 pieces

16/12/2019

Village WI hope poll dancing will bring out voters in spite of bad weather

11/12/2019

Life/Environment

Election latest: Green Party pledges 1 Trillion trees by 2021

01/12/2019

Italy apologises for Roman invasion of Britain in 54BC

24/11/2019

Sooty abandons Labour Party to stand as an independent

23/11/2019

Green party promises free High Speed Broadbeans for every home

15/11/2019

Revealed: Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘Letter of last resort’ to nuclear sub commanders

13/11/2019

Life/Environment

Greta Thunberg fired safely across Atlantic from giant catapult

04/11/2019

Disgraced MP says: ‘I thought bathroom salesmen were party-loving cocaine dealers’

29/10/2019

Two million Hong Kong protesters spray themselves blue to thwart police

16/09/2019

Life/Environment

Greta Thunberg to walk home across sea from Chile

30/08/2019

Life/Environment

Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10

25/07/2019

Trump told Secret Service: “let down British Ambassador’s bike tyres”

09/07/2019

Frustration as Primark sells out of Michael Gove’s £3 shorts

20/06/2019

Media & the Arts

Absent Boris furious after TV debate uses the wrong Homer cut-out

17/06/2019

Scotland prepares to defend Rockall against illegal Irish fishing

10/06/2019

Huawei UK – we are all connected

09/06/2019

Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake

08/06/2019

Donald Trump’s custom Twitter keyboard revealed

03/06/2019

Trump’s armoured car specially re-equipped for London

02/06/2019

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

23/05/2019

UK milkshake-launcher on sale: another Spoofflé exclusive

21/05/2019

Tory whip resigns and apologises for using a real whip on MPs

12/05/2019

Trump claims North Korea’s missiles are ‘just 10 buck fireworks’

05/05/2019

Spoofflé exclusive: Shinzo Abe’s letter nominating Donald Trump for Nobel Peace prize

19/02/2019

Secret plan to store Nelson’s column in the event of Brexit no-deal

11/02/2019

Outcry after singer suggests people over 30 shouldn’t be able to vote

17/01/2019

Order not to attack Spanish Navy with paintballs arrives too late

15/01/2019

Putin solves America’s wall stalemate with ‘thank you’ gift to Donald Trump

13/01/2019

Trump: Mexico wall could now be ‘a very deep trench’

23/12/2018

Slow motion video replay system installed in House of Commons

21/12/2018

MP ‘had no idea’ son was a drug dealer

02/12/2018

Cleaner finds John Bercow’s advent calendar with windows torn open on Dec 2nd

01/12/2018

Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’

28/11/2018

Kim Jong-un admits that he cuts his own hair

09/11/2018

Ecuadorian embassy orders Julian Assange to surrender his trombone

03/11/2018

Leaked: Kim Jong-un’s love letter to Donald Trump

03/10/2018

‘Leave’ voters disappointed at not experiencing an ‘erotic spasm’

19/09/2018

Theresa May admits smashing ministers’ iphones on cabinet table leg

16/09/2018

Donald Trump’s fourteenth food taster dies

07/09/2018

Labour Party still bickering over full definition of anti-cementism

05/09/2018

Kim Jong-un ‘beat Donald Trump at arm wrestling’ during private meeting

02/09/2018

Sooty to make keynote speech at Labour Party autumn conference

30/08/2018

Found after 62 years: Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)

26/08/2018

Jeremy Corbyn says Spoofflé ‘very silly indeed’

12/08/2018

Labour council branded ‘anti-cementic’ after rejecting concrete tower block plans

12/08/2018

Trump security man ‘shot Royal Corgi’ during meeting with Queen

05/08/2018

‘I seen Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker. (Highgate Clarion, March 26 2018)

03/08/2018

Diane Abbot stopped for speeding (May 3rd 2017)

03/08/2018