Category: Weird

DOWNING STREET CAT LEAVES AFTER MOUSE ACCESS DEAL COLLAPSES

10/12/2018

SUSSEX MAN ATTEMPTS FIRST ATLANTIC CROSSING IN A KETCHUP BOTTLE

04/12/2018

CLEANER FINDS JOHN BERCOW’S ADVENT CALENDAR WITH WINDOWS TORN OPEN

01/12/2018

DONALD TRUMP SAYS GENETIC ENGINEERING ‘REALLY SIMPLE’

28/11/2018

Family & Education

ASDA’S ‘KENNY THE CABBAGE’ TOY CAUSES ANGRY QUEUES IN MANCHESTER

26/11/2018

33KG RAT CAUGHT BY BLACKPOOL LANDLADY

22/11/2018

NEW BELGIAN GADGET GROWS SQUARE APPLES

20/11/2018

PARROT CAN RECITE THE VALUE OF Pi TO 535 PLACES

16/11/2018

ALDI LAUNCHES LUXURY BRUSSELS SPROUTS FILLED WITH CAVIAR

11/11/2018

ILLEGAL FISHING BOAT MAROONED WITH NO WATER AFTER SHOOTING ALBATROSS

10/11/2018

EX-SOLDIER RESCUED FROM CLIFFS AFTER FLOCK OF LAMBS ATTACKED HIM

05/11/2018

MODELMAKER STILL HAS NO IDEA HOW HE TRAPPED HIMSELF IN A BOTTLE

02/11/2018

NIGERIAN PRINCE LEAVES £16.2 MILLION IN CASH ON CARDIFF WOMAN’S DOORSTEP

21/10/2018

RONNIE KRAY’S PRESSED FLOWER COLLECTION FETCHES £14,000 AT AUCTION

19/10/2018

DORSET VILLAGE CLOCK FOUND TO BE ONE DAY BEHIND

18/10/2018

DALAI LAMA SAYS HIS 64GB iPHONE XS MEMORY ‘NOT NEARLY ENOUGH’

28/09/2018

Police officer reprimanded for using the phrase ‘pinker than pink’

22/09/2018

SPOOFFLÉ BANNED IN CHINA

13/09/2018

London installs first green, solo outdoor toilets

22/08/2018

Robot fruit picker caught stealing strawberries

12/08/2018

HS2 lavatory cleaner on salary of £72,000 plus car

10/08/2018

WI ladies start digging tunnel from Isle of Wight to mainland

09/08/2018

Briton arrives home after crawling around the world

05/08/2018

Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon (May 29th 2018)

03/08/2018

Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered (2nd June 2018)

03/08/2018