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REPORT CONDEMNS OLYMPICS FOR BEING ‘ELITIST’
11/12/2018
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DOWNING STREET CAT LEAVES AFTER MOUSE ACCESS DEAL COLLAPSES
10/12/2018
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PRISONER SUES HOME OFFICE FOR LACK OF RESPECT
09/12/2018
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MAN’S OBSESSION WITH MAKING MODEL RAILWAY GO FASTER BANKRUPTS FAMILY
07/12/2018
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O2 ADMITS IT HASN’T YET TRIED SWITCHING SYSTEM OFF AND ON AGAIN
06/12/2018
The Arts
DORSET WOMAN ANGRY AT NOT MAKING TURNER PRIZE SHORTLIST FOR 34TH TIME
05/12/2018
Weird
SUSSEX MAN ATTEMPTS FIRST ATLANTIC CROSSING IN A KETCHUP BOTTLE
04/12/2018
Family & Education
£5,000 LIMIT SET ON CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR TEACHERS
03/12/2018
Politics
MP ‘HAD NO IDEA’ SON WAS A DRUG DEALER
02/12/2018
Humour
CLEANER FINDS JOHN BERCOW’S ADVENT CALENDAR WITH WINDOWS TORN OPEN
01/12/2018
Security & Crime
TESCO USING ‘TACTICAL CONTACT’ RAMMING TO BRING DOWN SHOPLIFTERS
30/11/2018
Religion
MONK CRITICISES MONASTERY OVER ‘CRUEL’ PUNISHMENT FOR TALKING TOO MUCH
29/11/2018
Politics
DONALD TRUMP SAYS GENETIC ENGINEERING ‘REALLY SIMPLE’
28/11/2018
Science & Technology
BRITISH SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A NEW, HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE ELEMENT
27/11/2018
Family & Education
ASDA’S ‘KENNY THE CABBAGE’ TOY CAUSES ANGRY QUEUES IN MANCHESTER
26/11/2018
Family & Education
NEW DATING AGENCY MATCHES THE WILY WITH THE WEALTHY
23/11/2018
Living World
33KG RAT CAUGHT BY BLACKPOOL LANDLADY
22/11/2018
Science & Technology
DOG DETECTS RAISED ADRENALINE WHEN SUSPECTS ARE LYING
21/11/2018
Living World
NEW BELGIAN GADGET GROWS SQUARE APPLES
20/11/2018
Security & Crime
TRAFFIC WARDENS COULD GUARD SUPERMARKET CHECKOUTS IN NO-DEAL SCENARIO
19/11/2018
Health & Sport
PORTABLE 24 LITRE VAPING SYSTEM LASTS FOR SIX MONTHS
18/11/2018
Family & Education
LOLLIPOP LADY USES POLICE ‘STINGER’ TO STOP RECKLESS DRIVERS
17/11/2018
Living World
PARROT CAN RECITE THE VALUE OF Pi TO 535 PLACES
16/11/2018
Health & Sport
‘FIT-BUDDIE’ ADDS STEPS EVEN WHILE YOU SLEEP
15/11/2018
Family & Education
NEW! LUXURY BRAND PACKAGING FOR WASTE BIN ‘SIGNALLERS’
14/11/2018
Commerce
LEGO LAUNCHES UK STARTER-HOME KIT FOR £9,975
13/11/2018
The Arts
EXCLUSIVE: PETULA CLARK TO HEADLINE GLASTONBURY 2019
12/11/2018
Commerce
ALDI LAUNCHES LUXURY BRUSSELS SPROUTS FILLED WITH CAVIAR
11/11/2018
Weird
ILLEGAL FISHING BOAT MAROONED WITH NO WATER AFTER SHOOTING ALBATROSS
10/11/2018
Politics
KIM JONG-UN ADMITS THAT HE CUTS HIS OWN HAIR
09/11/2018