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Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”
06/10/2020
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Our bumper Spoofflé eBook is out now on Amazon!
20/09/2020
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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long
03/08/2020
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Trump bans Chinese-owned finance app PikPok
01/08/2020
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Escaped prisoner found in six foot sausage roll
31/07/2020
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Safari park baboons caught stripping car of its wheels
28/07/2020
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Bank robberies surge as staff told ‘only give cash to people with masks’
18/07/2020
Science & Technology
Huawei string must be stripped from 1G rural networks by 2023
17/07/2020
Media & the Arts
BBC Radio requires interviewees to start every answer with the word ‘so’
16/07/2020
Health & Sport
Commuters told to only travel out of peak hours to avoid over-crowding
15/07/2020
Commerce
Nail bar ‘still has no idea why it had to shut’
14/07/2020
Family & Education
Dorset man didn’t know he could still shave during lockdown
10/07/2020
Commerce
Diners told ‘eat out three days each week to save economy’
09/07/2020
Living World & Environment
e-Unicycle road trials stopped after 700 people fall off
08/07/2020
Health & Sport
China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20
07/07/2020
Health & Sport
Professional boxing to go ahead with arm extensions
03/07/2020
Media & the Arts
Pope Francis now offering personalised video messages on Cameo
28/06/2020
Science & Technology
First Air Corridor to Spain completed in under 2 weeks
27/06/2020
Commerce
Zoom ‘Image Booster’ app hides the miserable home you actually live in
26/06/2020
Health & Sport
Sooty appointed to lead coronavirus tracking app team
24/06/2020
Medicine
Trump asks: ‘Why are we not using Healium to treat coronavirus?’
18/06/2020
Health & Sport
Five injured in social bubble accident
12/06/2020
Media & the Arts
BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish
09/06/2020
Health & Sport
Trump refuses facemask because “I don’t breathe when I meet people”
05/06/2020
Media & the Arts
Trump launches own social media brand and claims 192 million followers
02/06/2020
Commerce
Lockdown haircutting kit sells out in just 40 minutes
23/05/2020
Health & Sport
easyJet to provide unisex ‘air nappies’ on all flights from June 15
22/05/2020
Health & Sport
Trump reveals he gargles with WD-40 ‘for extra protection’
19/05/2020
Health & Sport
Coronavirus lockdown: Trump gives OK for blind barbers to re-open
14/05/2020
Commerce
Turkish supplier has ‘no idea’ why UK rejected 400,00 surgical gowns
08/05/2020
Family & Education
Robot pony fetches shopping for self-isolating family
29/03/2020
Media & the Arts
Retired dentist builds house from 93,500 copies of Fifty Shades of Grey
11/03/2020
Science & Technology
Lettuces grown in space still weightless when brought back to Earth
10/03/2020
Commerce
New service lets business people walk and text safely
09/03/2020
Living World & Environment
Trials of red diesel smoke additive start in London
05/02/2020
Health & Sport
Electricians to re-train as brain surgeons on 6 week NHS course
04/02/2020
Security & Crime
£2.99 masks sell out as Londoners defeat facial recognition systems
03/02/2020
Transport & Tourism
Airline to allow giraffes on board as ‘emotional support animals’
02/02/2020
Health & Sport
Trump’s 38th food taster dies
01/02/2020
Commerce
Trump tweets that ‘all Huawei products must be clorinated!’
31/01/2020
Health & Sport
New electronic tag tracks criminals’ lifestyle
30/01/2020
Media & the Arts
£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes
24/01/2020