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2021 Census will include questions on gender of pets

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Biden tells Trump: ‘Please clear your stuff out of our bedroom’

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Heat-sensitive mask shows your lips moving

17/02/2021
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2021 Census will include questions on gender of pets

24/01/2021
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Biden tells Trump: ‘Please clear your stuff out of our bedroom’

22/01/2021
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Priti Patel admits: ‘150,000 police records were stored on a Sinclair Spectrum’

15/01/2021
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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify

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Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”

06/10/2020
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20/09/2020
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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

03/08/2020
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Trump bans Chinese-owned finance app PikPok

01/08/2020
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Escaped prisoner found in six foot sausage roll

31/07/2020
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Safari park baboons caught stripping car of its wheels

28/07/2020
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Bank robberies surge as staff told ‘only give cash to people with masks’

18/07/2020
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Huawei string must be stripped from 1G rural networks by 2023

17/07/2020
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BBC Radio requires interviewees to start every answer with the word ‘so’

16/07/2020
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Commuters told to only travel out of peak hours to avoid over-crowding

15/07/2020
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Nail bar ‘still has no idea why it had to shut’

14/07/2020
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Dorset man didn’t know he could still shave during lockdown

10/07/2020
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Diners told ‘eat out three days each week to save economy’

09/07/2020
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e-Unicycle road trials stopped after 700 people fall off

08/07/2020
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China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20

07/07/2020
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Professional boxing to go ahead with arm extensions

03/07/2020
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Pope Francis now offering personalised video messages on Cameo

28/06/2020
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First Air Corridor to Spain completed in under 2 weeks

27/06/2020
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Zoom ‘Image Booster’ app hides the miserable home you actually live in

26/06/2020
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Sooty appointed to lead coronavirus tracking app team

24/06/2020
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Trump asks: ‘Why are we not using Healium to treat coronavirus?’

18/06/2020
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Five injured in social bubble explosion

12/06/2020
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BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish

09/06/2020
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Trump refuses facemask because “I don’t breathe when I meet people”

05/06/2020
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Trump launches own social media brand and claims 192 million followers

02/06/2020
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Lockdown haircutting kit sells out in just 40 minutes

23/05/2020
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easyJet to provide unisex ‘air nappies’ on all flights from June 15

22/05/2020
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Trump reveals he gargles with WD-40 ‘for extra protection’

19/05/2020
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Coronavirus lockdown: Trump gives OK for blind barbers to re-open

14/05/2020
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Turkish supplier has ‘no idea’ why UK rejected 400,00 surgical gowns

08/05/2020
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Robot pony fetches shopping for self-isolating family

29/03/2020
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Retired dentist builds house from 93,500 copies of Fifty Shades of Grey

11/03/2020
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Lettuces grown in space still weightless when brought back to Earth

10/03/2020
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New service lets business people walk and text safely

09/03/2020
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Trials of red diesel smoke additive start in London

05/02/2020
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Electricians to re-train as brain surgeons on 6 week NHS course

04/02/2020
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£2.99 masks sell out as Londoners defeat facial recognition systems

03/02/2020

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