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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

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Zoom ‘Image Booster’ app hides the miserable home you actually live in

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New service lets business people walk and text safely

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Electricians to re-train as brain surgeons on 6 week NHS course

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Airline to allow giraffes on board as ‘emotional support animals’

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Trump’s 38th food taster dies

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Ex-plumber (87) to star in Royal Ballet production of The Kneecracker

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Man leaves £6 million Wurlitzer organ on a train

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Sotheby’s still convinced £37 million Mona Lisa is genuine

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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’

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Greta Thunberg to walk home across sea from Chile

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Tourist sues taverna who mistook his bagpipes for an octopus

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Woman (87) makes first crossing of River Uck on jet shopping trolley

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Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries

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Keith Richards’ dog dies at the age of 68          

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Margate man finds rare Roman coin under son’s sand pit

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Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria

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Australian toddler attacks crocodile with light sabre to save mother

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Couple find 160 year old coal in cottage they bought

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World War II bicycle to be raised from Sussex pond after 74 years

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70-year-old pothole awarded Grade II listed status

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English Heritage approve Blue Plaque for Sooty’s London home

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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts

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Thieves steal Stonehenge pillar and Banksy cartoon

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Banksy art appears overnight on Stonehenge monument

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COP26: Boris praises British company’s methane capture system for cows

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Lollipop lady uses Police ‘stinger’ to stop reckless drivers

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Parrot can recite the value of Pi to 535 decimal places

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New Trabant e-car runs on AA batteries

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Tunbridge Wells council apologises for sign

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Norland nannies to be trained by the SAS

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Underwater chess to be included in 2024 Paris Olympics

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Father (53) sat 11-Plus exam pretending to be his son

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World’s first head transplant hailed as a ‘partial success’

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Inmates caught throwing food parcels over prison wall to relatives

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Tesco’s new low cost ‘Jack’s Stores’ offering MRI scanners at £39.99

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Iceland launches new low cost cryonics service

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Police smash pensioner drug ring and arrest ‘Mrs Big’

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French fishermen hurled ‘lethal’ croque monsieurs in channel scallop clash

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Blue Badge parking scheme extended to include Athlete’s Foot

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BBC presenter suspended for repeatedly saying ‘going forward’

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UK Border Force staff told to fast-track people who ‘look quite nice’

Samples from the archives …

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    People may now print their own banknotes at home
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    Heat-sensitive mask shows your lips moving
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    Virus rejects Trump’s body as “unbearable host”
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  • Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long
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