His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama has told Spoofflé’s Tibet correspondent that he is not entirely happy with his new bespoke burgundy iPhone XS.
The spiritual leader of Tibet, renowned for his warm smile and good humour, had hoped that the new phone would be a lot faster than his old iPhone 5s.
‘It beautiful object, full of peace,’ he said. ‘But I have loaded with all teachings and holiday videos, so no room for good games, like Lego ‘Build a Buddha’ and ‘Hunt the Yeti’ which my favourite. Now I wish I order 256Gb memory.’
His Holiness however, is typically full of generous praise for Apple’s latest offering. ‘I have worried what engineers do with central processor,’ he laughed. ‘So I very happy they use A12 Bionic chip Next-generation Neural Engine.’
Huh, Dalai Lamas these days. They don’t know they’re born! Their fat Buddy managed to get about the Himalayas ok without any of those bionic neural thingy’s and still sit cross legged for hours. They don’t make ’em like that any more!!!
Hi you must the other Spoofflè reader ! Pleased to meet you nice to know the world is not all sensible
I am amazed that a llama can operate an i phone at all. I would have thought that their hooves would be much to clumsy. Although I have heard they are good at swimming but are very dangerous! In fact if you a swimming and see a llama you should shout out “Look out there are llamas”!
Incidently who’s the oriental gentleman in your picture?