Life is demanding enough, without worrying about reaching that daily fitness goal of 10,000 steps. It’s raining, you’re tired and you’d rather stay in and watch TV.
Now Fitbit has come up with the answer: Strap your Fitbit to the ‘Fit-Buddie’ and you’ll rack up an extra 20,000 or more steps, without leaving your armchair. On-line friends will be impressed and infuriated when your daily totals far exceed their puny efforts.
The ‘Fit-Buddy’ is priced at £29.99 and is available from Amazon and all good sports shops. It needs no batteries and Fitbit claim that a single mechanical winding will keep waving your exercise tracker and logging those steps for up to ten hours.
(The ‘Fit-Buddie’ has been nominated for the prestigious Spoofflé ‘Health Aid of the Year’ award.)
There was a young man call Green
Who invented a waving machine
At the 99th stroke the machine it stopped working properly
So he gave the idea up and tried writing amusing rhymes for a living!
Actually Mrs. Windsor has been cheating the country for years with the Fit-Buddy as she is paid by the number of waves per Royal trip out. She has had a Fit-Buddy fitted to all her vehicles and has been known to send them out to take the corgis to do their doo doos in the park while she stops in doors watching porn with Phil the Greek.
She supplies her “man ” with the special royal doo doo bags with the royal crest on to decorate the trees in her park. These as you can imagine are quite a collectors item especially the double doo doo bags. I believe the heavier they are the more valuable! For the less faint hearted it is well worth feeling the bags for lumps. The little darlings will eat any thing off the floor and if the grand children have been round playing with the diamond Lego blocks? Well what goes in must come out!