The Amazon web site crashed this morning following panic buying of the ‘ShearMagic’ home haircutting kit.
After a glowing feature on breakfast TV, the company’s entire stock of 41,000 kits were snapped up within 40 minutes by frantic parents.
The set includes four sizes of ceramic pudding bowl, a pair of 10 inch carbon steel scissor blades and a tin of heavy duty sticking plasters. The supplier insists that anyone with keen eyesight, a steady hand and a basic knowledge of sheep shearing should be able to achieve professional results in the home.
More up to date information from Spoofflè. Where would we in these terrible times without regular news updates. Nice to see that the editor has got over his mental block and managed to get the company out of lockdown. It just goes to show what a good talking to from a brussel sprout will do! Far better than being a cabbage. I was pleased to see that various sizes of these basins are available as up to now I have been using the one size fits all one with a single handle on the side that I found in the back of the cupboard! It seems to smell strongly and have a mysterious yellow stain in it!