SUSSEX MAN ATTEMPTS FIRST ATLANTIC CROSSING IN A KETCHUP BOTTLE

A 72 year old retired accountant from Sussex this morning set off to cross the Atlantic from Shoreham harbour in a plastic Heinz ketchup bottle.

Malcolm Selvedge has spent the past five years building the vessel from a  promotional display stand he found on eBay. The unpowered ‘boatle’, as he calls it, is fitted with a kitchenette, a single bunk, flushing toilet and electronic navigation equipment. Mr Selvedge will be towed by a cargo ship to the Portuguese coast where he hopes to pick up the Easterly Trade Winds that should eventually deliver him to a Caribbean island, ‘preferably Antigua’ he says.

‘I’m travelling quite light,’ he told Spoofflé before leaving. ‘I’ve got 160 packets of dried Vesta chow mein which I absolutely love and I think it’s OK to make them with sea water isn’t it?. Well, I bloody well hope so.’

Funding for the trip, which has never been attempted in any form of sauce bottle, has come from Mr Selvedge’s wife Audrey who, on learning that he would be away for at least four months, immediately paid for the whole project.

Our reporter asked the intrepid sailor how his electronic equipment would be powered for such a long voyage. ‘Audrey couldn’t really afford solar panels so she’s bought me three big packs of Duracell AA batteries which, if their adverts are true, I believe will last.’

 

 

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