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£2.99 masks sell out as Londoners defeat AI facial recognition systems
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Sooty nominated as new British Ambassador to the USA
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Donald Trump’s custom Truth Social keyboard
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Steel triangle now approved for Grade 8 music exam
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Local council finally complies with Supreme Court Ruling
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Prisoner cancels Tesco account after third late drone delivery
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Suffolk man finds proof that Mars Bars used to be two feet long
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Five-year-olds receiving lessons on sarcasm
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Inmates caught throwing food parcels over prison wall to relatives
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Sotheby’s still convinced £37 million Mona Lisa is genuine
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£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes
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Amazon announces ‘Hey you!’, a digital assistant for adults that adapts to your mood
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Abacus still works after 66 years in loft
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92-year-old woman wakes from coma to find she has given birth to twins
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Trump perfume approved by Chinese authorities
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Dorset village clock found to be one day slow
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Police AI system generates accurate photos using DNA from a single hair
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New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had
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King and Queen finish rehearsals for Donald Trump’s state visit
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Keith Richards’ dog Plectrum dies at the age of 68
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BBC launches free TV channel for the ‘Over 75s’
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Therapy sessions for people who pronounce letter ‘H’ as ‘Haitch’
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Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria
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Father (53) sat 11-Plus exam pretending to be his son
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Asylum scam: “Please help me, I’m a teenager,” said grandfather, 87
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BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish
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‘Morning after’ pill for men – UK trial abandoned as a total failure
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World’s first head transplant hailed as a ‘partial success’
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New ‘Apostrophe Intervention Kit’ will help preserve punctuation standards
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Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon
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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’
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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts
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Trump’s 38th food taster dies
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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify
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Month:
December 2018
History & Archaeology
Thieves steal Stonehenge pillar and Banksy cartoon
Health & Sport
NHS Hospital introduces parking discount card
Family/Education
Simpler chess game launched, aimed at people who voted ‘Leave’
History & Archaeology
Banksy art appears overnight on Stonehenge monument
Family/Education
B&Q slash price of home snow-maker to £49.99
Politics
Trump: Mexico wall could now be ‘a very deep trench’
Health & Sport
Suffolk man smashes one-footed world record for Rubik’s cube
Politics
Slow motion video replay system installed in House of Commons
Security & Crime
Bank robber in horse mask not challenged ‘because it might have offended him’
Family/Education
Dog dials 999 and saves grandpa trapped in old mine
Family/Education
Glasgow butcher sells out of turkeys stuffed with Mars bars in 50 minutes
Family/Education
Gloucestershire village Christmas lights visible from space
Life/Environment
Larry returns to No. 10 after receiving ‘reassurances’ on back flap arrangement
Commerce
Report finds super rich are ‘unaware of inflation’
Health & Sport
Report condemns Olympics for being ‘elitist’
Life/Environment
Downing Street cat leaves after mouse ‘backflap’ deal collapses
Security & Crime
Prisoner sues home office for lack of respect
Family/Education
Man’s obsession with building high speed model railway bankrupts family
Science/Technology
O2 admits it hasn’t yet tried switching failing system off and on again
Media & the Arts
Dorset woman angry at not making Turner Prize shortlist for 34th time
Weird
Sussex man attempts first Atlantic crossing in a ketchup bottle
Family/Education
£5,000 limit set on Christmas gifts for teachers
Politics
MP ‘had no idea’ son was a drug dealer
Politics
Cleaner finds John Bercow’s advent calendar with windows torn open on Dec 2nd