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Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)

Sooty nominated as new British Ambassador to the USA

Kim Jong-un admits that he cuts his own hair

Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’

Keir Starmer forced to define ‘working people’

Donald Trump's Truth Social custom keyboard

Donald Trump’s custom Truth Social keyboard

Steel triangle now approved for Grade 8 music exam

Local council finally complies with Supreme Court Ruling

Prisoner cancels Tesco account after third late drone delivery

Suffolk man finds proof that Mars Bars used to be two feet long

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Five-year-olds receiving lessons on sarcasm

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Inmates caught throwing food parcels over prison wall to relatives

Sotheby’s still convinced £37 million Mona Lisa is genuine

£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes

Amazon announces ‘Hey you!’, a digital assistant for adults that adapts to your mood

Abacus still works after 66 years in loft

Ronnie Kray’s pressed flower collection fetches £14,000 at auction

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92-year-old woman wakes from coma to find she has given birth to twins

Trump perfume approved by Chinese authorities

Dorset village clock found to be one day slow

Police AI system generates accurate photos using DNA from a single hair

New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had

King and Queen finish rehearsals for Donald Trump’s state visit

Keith Richards’ dog Plectrum dies at the age of 68

BBC launches free TV channel for the ‘Over 75s’

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Therapy sessions for people who pronounce letter ‘H’ as ‘Haitch’

Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria

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Father (53) sat 11-Plus exam pretending to be his son

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Asylum scam: “Please help me, I’m a teenager,” said grandfather, 87

BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish

‘Morning after’ pill for men – UK trial abandoned as a total failure

World’s first head transplant hailed as a ‘partial success’

New ‘Apostrophe Intervention Kit’ will help preserve punctuation standards

Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon

Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’

Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts

Trump’s 38th food taster dies

Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify

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Next Census will include questions on gender of pets

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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

Electricians to re-train as brain surgeons on 6 week NHS course

Woman (87) makes first crossing of River Uck on jet shopping trolley