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Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)
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Sooty nominated as new British Ambassador to the USA
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Kim Jong-un admits that he cuts his own hair
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Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’
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Keir Starmer forced to define ‘working people’
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Donald Trump’s custom Truth Social keyboard
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Steel triangle now approved for Grade 8 music exam
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Local council finally complies with Supreme Court Ruling
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Prisoner cancels Tesco account after third late drone delivery
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Suffolk man finds proof that Mars Bars used to be two feet long
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Five-year-olds receiving lessons on sarcasm
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Inmates caught throwing food parcels over prison wall to relatives
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Sotheby’s still convinced £37 million Mona Lisa is genuine
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£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes
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Amazon announces ‘Hey you!’, a digital assistant for adults that adapts to your mood
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Abacus still works after 66 years in loft
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Ronnie Kray’s pressed flower collection fetches £14,000 at auction
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92-year-old woman wakes from coma to find she has given birth to twins
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Trump perfume approved by Chinese authorities
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Dorset village clock found to be one day slow
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Police AI system generates accurate photos using DNA from a single hair
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New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had
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King and Queen finish rehearsals for Donald Trump’s state visit
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Keith Richards’ dog Plectrum dies at the age of 68
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BBC launches free TV channel for the ‘Over 75s’
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Therapy sessions for people who pronounce letter ‘H’ as ‘Haitch’
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Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria
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Father (53) sat 11-Plus exam pretending to be his son
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Asylum scam: “Please help me, I’m a teenager,” said grandfather, 87
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BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish
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‘Morning after’ pill for men – UK trial abandoned as a total failure
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World’s first head transplant hailed as a ‘partial success’
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New ‘Apostrophe Intervention Kit’ will help preserve punctuation standards
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Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon
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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’
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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts
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Trump’s 38th food taster dies
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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify
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Next Census will include questions on gender of pets
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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long
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COP26: Boris praises British company’s methane capture system for cows
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Youths topple Nelson’s statue because they ‘didn’t like his hat’
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Man knighted for removing chewing gum in Queen’s new year honours list
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287 alpacas join doomed Geronimo in act of defiance
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Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long
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Safari park baboons caught stripping car of its wheels
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e-Unicycle road trials stopped after 700 people fall off
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Trials of red diesel smoke additive start in London
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Election latest: Green Party pledges 1 Trillion trees by 2021
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Greta Thunberg fired safely across Atlantic from giant catapult
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Specsavers launches OCT tests for dogs
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Thai villagers solve problem of foxes eating their songbirds
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Greta Thunberg to walk home across sea from Chile
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Shout at a snail and it will eat someone else’s lettuces
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Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10
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New homes must provide ‘leisure facilities’ for wildlife
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Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries
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Villager wins planning battle to keep rescued rhinoceros in back garden
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Snails get a safer trail across busiest roads
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Scotland prepares to defend Rockall against illegal Irish fishing
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Wales to have its own time zone: DST (Daylight Shearing Time)
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Pet millipede can solve Rubik’s cube in less than a minute
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Billionaire offers to deflect deadly comet heading for Earth
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Couple find 160-year-old coal in cottage they bought
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Tiny charity to rival Royals’ ‘natural’ flower show entries
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Rock star’s ‘wildlife pond’ has Olympic diving board and water slides
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96 gram German dog scoops Crufts ‘Micro Breed’ trophy
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London Eye closed after rare Japanese fungi found growing under seat
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Tesco ridicules customer for thinking the vole in her oats was a mouse
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Larry returns to No. 10 after receiving ‘reassurances’ on back flap arrangement
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Downing Street cat leaves after mouse ‘backflap’ deal collapses
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33kg rat caught by Blackpool landlady
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New Belgian gadget grows square apples
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Parrot can recite the value of Pi to 535 decimal places
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Ex-soldier rescued from cliffs after flock of lambs attacked him
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Crow builds compound tool to reach food
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Tunbridge Wells council apologises for sign
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Single locust strips apple tree bare in six minutes
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Lecturer jailed for picking mushrooms in Regent’s Park
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Lancashire villagers enjoy free shale gas from water taps after earthquake
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Fish filmed building ‘homes’ for mates from plastic waste
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Grey squirrel given ASBO for pelting walkers with acorns
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Free scheme gives dogs their own organ donor card
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Uproar as cats are admitted to Crufts 2019
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Picky seagulls snapped eating only genuine Cornish pasties
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Escaped parrot has seven ASBOs for bad behaviour
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Seagull steals iPhone X then orders pasties online