Security & Crime
Month: August 2018
Politics
Sooty to make keynote speech at Labour Party autumn conference
Transport/Tourism
Airline passengers to be charged by their size, says leaked proposal
Science/Technology
Cambridge scientists create the world’s first four-legged chicken
Security & Crime
Burglar tied up by Boy Scouts freed by Fire Service after 7 hours
Life/Environment
Picky seagulls snapped eating only genuine Cornish pasties
Family/Education
Five year old boy scoops 13 GCSEs at Grade 9
Weird
London installs first green, solo outdoor toilets
Security & Crime
Banned spice seized in Prison kitchen
Security & Crime
MP charged with speeding claims that his dog was driving
Favourites
Blue Badge parking scheme extended to include Athlete’s Foot
Media & the Arts
BBC presenter suspended for repeatedly saying ‘going forward’
Security & Crime
UK Border Force staff told to fast-track people who ‘look quite nice’
Life/Environment
Escaped parrot has seven ASBOs for bad behaviour
Science/Technology
Moon’s surface scarred by ‘reckless’ McDonald’s laser advert
Life/Environment
Seagull steals iPhone X then orders pasties online
Weird
Robot fruit picker caught stealing strawberries
Politics
Jeremy Corbyn says Spoofflé ‘very silly indeed’
Politics
Labour council branded ‘anti-cementic’ after rejecting concrete tower block plans
Weird
HS2 lavatory cleaner on salary of £72,000 plus car
Weird
WI ladies start digging tunnel from Isle of Wight to mainland
Health & Sport
Pensioner events to be included in Paris 2024 Olympics
Religion
Pope says ‘Nuns look just like penguins’
Commerce
British firm to supply 51 foot ladders to Mexico for Trump’s 50 foot wall
Security & Crime
KitKat bars found hidden in prison drug haul
Favourites
Workman’s toolbox shortlisted by mistake for Turner Prize ‘a regrettable error’
Weird
Briton arrives home after crawling around the world
Politics
Trump security man ‘shot Royal Corgi’ during meeting with Queen
Family/Education
97 year old man ‘trapped in over-demanding marriage’ is refused divorce from wife, 23
Weird
Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered (2nd June 2018)
Politics
‘I seen Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker. (Highgate Clarion, March 26 2018)
Politics