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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’
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Trump’s 38th food taster dies
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Ice cream van camouflage makes tanks more difficult to identify
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Month:
November 2018
Security & Crime
Tesco using ‘tactical contact’ ramming to bring down shoplifters
Religion
Monk criticises monastery over ‘cruel’ punishment for talking too much
Science/Technology
British scientists discover a new, highly unpredictable element
Family/Education
Asda’s ‘Kenny the Cabbage’ toy causes angry queues in Manchester
Family/Education
New dating agency matches the wily with the wealthy
Life/Environment
33kg rat caught by Blackpool landlady
Science/Technology
Dog detects raised adrenaline when suspects are lying
Life/Environment
New Belgian gadget grows square apples
Security & Crime
Traffic Wardens could guard supermarket checkouts in no-deal scenario
Health & Sport
Portable 24 litre vaping system lasts for six months
Family/Education
Lollipop lady uses Police ‘stinger’ to stop reckless drivers
Life/Environment
Parrot can recite the value of Pi to 535 decimal places
Health & Sport
‘Fit-Buddie’ adds steps even while you sleep
Family/Education
New! Luxury brand packaging for waste bin ‘virtue signallers’
Commerce
Lego launches UK starter-home kit for £9,975
Media & the Arts
Exclusive: Petula Clark to headline Glastonbury 2021
Commerce
Aldi launches luxury Brussels sprouts filled with caviar
Weird
Illegal fishing boat marooned with no water after shooting Albatross
Science/Technology
Amateur astronomer discovers unidentified object accelerating towards Earth
Family/Education
Suffolk woman sets World record for 1,983 mile non-stop swim around village pond
Security & Crime
Police raid Leeds money laundering shop and seize dirty notes
Life/Environment
Ex-soldier rescued from cliffs after flock of lambs attacked him
Security & Crime
Met Police to sell branded clothes and useful security accessories
Politics
Ecuadorian embassy orders Julian Assange to surrender his trombone
Weird
Modelmaker still has no idea how he trapped himself in a bottle
Transport/Tourism
New Trabant e-car runs on AA batteries