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Therapy sessions for people who pronounce letter ‘H’ as ‘Haitch’
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Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria
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Father (53) sat 11-Plus exam pretending to be his son
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BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish
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New ‘Apostrophe Intervention Kit’ will help preserve punctuation standards
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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’
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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts
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Trump’s 38th food taster dies
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January 2019
Family/Education
Insurers insist on safer playgrounds or they must close
Science/Technology
Government to map the gnomes in all UK gardens
Science/Technology
Hydrogen train trials halted after tanks are over-filled
Commerce
Morrisons launch ‘Fresh-2-You’ food delivery service
Transport/Tourism
Robot trials halted after AI system achieves maximum parking density
Transport/Tourism
Caterham Cars Ltd announce a new model for mature drivers
Commerce
Aldi launches Oriental-themed dishes to lure Chinese tourists to Scotland
Commerce
Tesco ridicules customer for thinking the vole in her oats was a mouse
Politics
Outcry after singer suggests people over 30 shouldn’t be able to vote
Commerce
Man denies he is running a luxury restaurant from his home
Politics
Order not to attack Spanish Navy with paintballs arrives too late
Transport/Tourism
Tui offering cut-price Caribbean flights with seats as an upgrade
Politics
Putin solves America’s wall stalemate with ‘thank you’ gift to Donald Trump
Security & Crime
Police appeal to retired crime fanatics to crack unsolved murders
Transport/Tourism
Lancashire village claims the world’s steepest street
Health & Sport
Drone competition suspended after EasyJet plane spotted
Science/Technology
Chinese moon landing ‘is a hoax’ claims Gobi farmer
Health & Sport
Nike launches first external gastric band
Security & Crime
Bank robber avoids prison due to ‘impeccable grammar and courtesy’
Security & Crime
Army recruitment ad targets millennial ‘cross-dressers’ for undercover roles
Transport/Tourism
Billionaire offers to build hyper-tunnel at half cost of HS2