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Next Census will include questions on gender of pets

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Woman (87) makes first crossing of River Uck on jet shopping trolley

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Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10

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New homes must provide ‘leisure facilities’ for wildlife

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Report warns excess salt poses ‘a serious health risk for the over 95s’

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New 99p coin ‘makes 1p coin completely redundant’

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Public to be advised how many times food should be chewed

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Prisoner awarded £14,000 compensation for late catalogue delivery

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New self-defence selfie stick for ‘active oldies’

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