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BBC finally admits that 98% of its presenters are Scottish
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Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’
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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts
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Trump’s 38th food taster dies
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Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’
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£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes
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COP26: Boris praises British company’s methane capture system for cows
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Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria
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Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon
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Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts
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Next Census will include questions on gender of pets
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Safari park baboons caught stripping car of its wheels
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Dorset man didn’t know he could still shave during lockdown
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Five injured in social bubble explosion
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Lettuces grown in space still weightless when brought back to Earth
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Thai villagers solve problem of foxes eating their songbirds
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Tourist sues taverna who mistook his bagpipes for an octopus
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Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries
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Pet millipede can solve Rubik’s cube in less than a minute
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Couple find 160-year-old coal in cottage they bought
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Businessman steps down over link to infamous Australian naked coughing cult
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96 gram German dog scoops Crufts ‘Micro Breed’ trophy
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World War II bicycle to be raised from Sussex pond after 74 years
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70-year-old pothole awarded Grade II listed status
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London Eye closed after rare Japanese fungi found growing under seat
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Iceland launch Friday night ‘Food Fights’
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Government to map the gnomes in all UK gardens
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Tesco ridicules customer for thinking the vole in her oats was a mouse
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Chinese moon landing ‘is a hoax’ claims Gobi farmer
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Trump: Mexico wall could now be ‘a very deep trench’
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Bank robber in horse mask not challenged ‘because it might have offended him’
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Glasgow butcher sells out of turkeys stuffed with Mars bars in 50 minutes
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Gloucestershire village Christmas lights visible from space
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Downing Street cat leaves after mouse ‘backflap’ deal collapses
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Sussex man attempts first Atlantic crossing in a ketchup bottle
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Asda’s ‘Kenny the Cabbage’ toy causes angry queues in Manchester
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33kg rat caught by Blackpool landlady
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New Belgian gadget grows square apples
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Parrot can recite the value of Pi to 535 decimal places
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Aldi launches luxury Brussels sprouts filled with caviar
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Illegal fishing boat marooned with no water after shooting Albatross
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Ex-soldier rescued from cliffs after flock of lambs attacked him
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Modelmaker still has no idea how he trapped himself in a bottle
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Nigerian prince leaves £16.2 million in cash on Cardiff woman’s doorstep
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Police officer reprimanded for using the phrase ‘pinker than pink’
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Spoofflé banned in China
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