Category: Politics

Head Teacher’s letter to parents of Donald Trump (age 10)

Sooty nominated as new British Ambassador to the USA

Kim Jong-un admits that he cuts his own hair

Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’

Keir Starmer forced to define ‘working people’

Donald Trump's Truth Social custom keyboard

Donald Trump’s custom Truth Social keyboard

Local council finally complies with Supreme Court Ruling

King and Queen finish rehearsals for Donald Trump’s state visit

Trump’s 38th food taster dies

Fifty pound note from the Bank of Kyle and Amy Brysdon

People may now print their own banknotes

Life/Environment

Man knighted for removing chewing gum in Queen’s new year honours list

Biden tells Trump: ‘Please clear your stuff out of our bedroom’

Virus rejects Trump’s body as ‘unbearable host’

Commuters told to only travel out of peak hours to avoid over-crowding

Trump asks: ‘Why are we not using Healium to treat coronavirus?’

Trump refuses facemask because “I don’t breathe when I meet people”

Media & the Arts

Trump launches own social media brand and claims 692 million followers

Trump reveals he gargles with WD-40 ‘for extra protection’

Coronavirus lockdown: Trump gives OK for blind barbers to re-open

Trump tweets that ‘all Huawei products must be clorinized!’

Media & the Arts

BORIS BACKS BIG BEN BREXIT BONG BOOST

Media & the Arts

Record-breaking traffic warden receives knighthood in New Year Honours list

China returns second US underwater spy drone in 1,200 pieces

Village WI hope poll dancing will bring out voters in spite of bad weather

Life/Environment

Election latest: Green Party pledges 1 Trillion trees by 2021

History & Archaeology

Italy apologises for Roman invasion of Britain in AD43

Sooty abandons Labour Party to stand as an independent

Green party promises free High Speed Broadbeans for every home

Revealed: Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘Letter of last resort’ to nuclear sub commanders

Life/Environment

Greta Thunberg fired safely across Atlantic from giant catapult

Disgraced MP says: ‘I thought bathroom salesmen were party-loving cocaine dealers’

Two million Hong Kong protesters spray themselves blue to thwart police

Life/Environment

Greta Thunberg to walk home across sea from Chile

Life/Environment

Larry sacked as new cat takes over at No.10

Trump told Secret Service: “let down British Ambassador’s bike tyres”

Frustration as Primark sells out of Michael Gove’s £3 shorts

Media & the Arts

Absent Boris furious after TV debate uses the wrong Homer cut-out

Scotland prepares to defend Rockall against illegal Irish fishing

Huawei UK – we are all connected

Corbyn: I took caviar but it was a mistake

Trump’s armoured car specially re-equipped for London

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

UK milkshake-launcher on sale: another Spoofflé exclusive

Tory whip resigns and apologises for using a real whip on MPs

Trump claims North Korea’s missiles are ‘just 10 buck fireworks’

Spoofflé exclusive: Shinzo Abe’s letter nominating Donald Trump for Nobel Peace prize

Secret plan to store Nelson’s column in the event of Brexit no-deal

Outcry after singer suggests people over 30 shouldn’t be able to vote

Order not to attack Spanish Navy with paintballs arrives too late

Putin solves America’s wall stalemate with ‘thank you’ gift to Donald Trump

Trump: Mexico wall could now be ‘a very deep trench’

Slow motion video replay system installed in House of Commons

MP ‘had no idea’ son was a drug dealer

Cleaner finds John Bercow’s advent calendar with windows torn open on Dec 2nd

Ecuadorian embassy orders Julian Assange to surrender his trombone

Leaked: Kim Jong-un’s love letter to Donald Trump

‘Leave’ voters disappointed at not experiencing an ‘erotic spasm’

Theresa May admits smashing ministers’ iphones on cabinet table leg

Donald Trump’s fourteenth food taster dies

Labour Party still bickering over full definition of anti-cementism

Kim Jong-un ‘beat Donald Trump at arm wrestling’ during private meeting

Sooty to make keynote speech at Labour Party autumn conference

Jeremy Corbyn says Spoofflé ‘very silly indeed’

Labour council branded ‘anti-cementic’ after rejecting concrete tower block plans

Trump security man ‘shot Royal Corgi’ during meeting with Queen

‘I seen Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker. (Highgate Clarion, March 26 2018)

Diane Abbot stopped for speeding (May 3rd 2017)