It’s a question that has baffled Trump-watchers: how does a man with the intelligence, grammar skills and finger span of a six-year-old manage to pump out posts at such a prodigious rate?
Spoofflé’s US political correspondent Dale B. Winklehausen thinks he has found the answer – he uses a special Bluetooth keyboard, linked to his iPad.
“Trump just doesn’t get on with a conventional QWERTY keyboard,” said Dale. “All those silly little letters he has to find and press to make grown-up words just makes him mad. So Melania brought in a team of psychologists who, after analysing 278,000 of his Truth Social posts, found that he actually used the same 46 words in over 98% of his messages.”
The result is a novel, word-based keyboard with which Trump boasts that he can broadcast up to 24 posts per minute. Illinois manufacturer, TJI Inc., are marketing the accessory for $99.99 as the ‘Dumbo 47’.